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Drop the evidence
Add a selfie or type a few facts that will absolutely be used against you.
AI roast cards · brutally personal
Funny hurts.Sharing heals.
Make a card from a selfie or a few suspicious facts about yourself. RoastDeck turns the evidence into a share-ready hit for your Story, TikTok, or group chat.
One free roast every day. No card required.
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Ready to get roasted?
Upload a selfie or describe yourself.
e.g. “work in finance & think I'm funny”ROAST ME
Choose intensity
Mild Burn 🔥Savage 🔥🔥Nuclear 🔥🔥🔥
Card verdict
Cry later.
The roast protocol
Tag. Roast. Repeat.
No writer's room. No complicated editing. Just enough context for the machine to hurt your feelings in a format your friends cannot ignore.
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Pick the heat
Choose Mild, Savage, or Nuclear, then select a style when you need precision damage.
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Post the proof
Get a trading-card roast ready for Stories, TikTok slides, and the group chat.
Pick your weapon
Start free.
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- Selfie or text prompt
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$1.99
A two-person showdown with both roast cards and a shareable winner reveal.
- Two-person head-to-head card
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